story of my fucking life

  • Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
  • Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
  • Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

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bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

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babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

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mymomcantfindthisblog:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH

I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt 

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aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY

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Where did your sister acquire this.

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  • Sirius: I'm serious.
  • Remus: I'm a were.

Parineeti Chopra responds to a male reporter who claims to know nothing about periods (menstrual cycle). [X]

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